#if i had to pick other characters i'd say max phillips and javier pena

[chronically-ghosted]

Taylor hi I come bearing a random question ! If you could only write fic of one character for the rest of your life, who would you choose and why?

(Btw fully seconding what that anon said, you’re actually the coolest)

gideon, pls don't say that bc once you hear my answer you will no longer think of me as the coolest 😞

unfortunately i have to pick dieter "pajama pants crocs and white wine" bravo

i dk whyyyy but this fucking goblin of a man has become one of my all time favorite characters, but he has and i am MORTIFIED

i think it's some combination of his 'fuck u i won't do wat u tell me' attitude (bc i do not have any of that energy in real life), his hedonism (bc i am a giant baby and scared of everything), and the fact that he seems like such a giant fuck up . . . and yet he can recreate Goya??? almost perfectly??????? like king what are you hiding in there 👀pedro got me good with the layers of character mystery . . .

*from the back* and the earring!

sigh . . . yes, and the earring, okay?

*from farther in the back* you didn't mention the tattoos!

okay YES JESUS CHRIST yes the tattoos turn me into a drooling mess --

*clamoring over the microphone* HE'S BISEXUAL JUST LIKE HER AND SHE GETS OFF ON THE IDEA OF A FOURSOME WITH--

*gunshot*

that's it i will no longer be taking any questions at this time . . .